{"id":9972,"date":"2019-03-17T16:39:16","date_gmt":"2019-03-17T16:39:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2019\/03\/17\/random-thoughts-2\/"},"modified":"2019-03-17T16:39:16","modified_gmt":"2019-03-17T16:39:16","slug":"random-thoughts-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2019\/03\/17\/random-thoughts-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Random thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nWhat happened to the cannibal who was late for supper? He got the cold shoulder.<\/p>\n<p>\tWhat kind of grass grows best in cold weather?  Brrrrmuda<\/p>\n<p>\tDid you hear about the mathematician who was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil. It was a #2 pencil.<\/p>\n<p>\tWhy is Irish chili made with only 239 beans? One more and it would be Too Farty.<\/p>\n<p>\tI would like you to meet my new step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.<\/p>\n<p>\tWhen other dogs see a police dog, do they think, &quot;Uh oh, a cop?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tHow can you identify a blind man at a nudist colony? It&#8217;s not hard.<\/p>\n<p>\tIs firefly the opposite of waterfall?<\/p>\n<p>\tWhat did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna1, Anna2<\/p>\n<p>\tWhat do you call a hippie&#8217;s wife? Mississippi<\/p>\n<p>\tWithout geography, we&#8217;re lost.<\/p>\n<p>\tThe shovel was a groundbreaking invention.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> getagrip on March 17, 2019, 5:27 pm<\/p>\n<div>Groan!  \ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What happened to the cannibal who was late for supper? He got the cold shoulder. What kind of grass grows best in cold weather? Brrrrmuda Did you hear about the mathematician who was constipated? He worked it out with a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":42,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/42"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9972"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9972\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}