{"id":982,"date":"2012-07-10T23:36:53","date_gmt":"2012-07-10T23:36:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/07\/10\/another-engineers-joke\/"},"modified":"2012-07-10T23:36:53","modified_gmt":"2012-07-10T23:36:53","slug":"another-engineers-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/07\/10\/another-engineers-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Engineers Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nIn some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be
\n\tguillotined. <\/p>\n

\tThe priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing
\n\thappens – he declares that he’s been saved by divine intervention – so he’s
\n\tlet go. The lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope doesn’t release
\n\tthe blade, he claims he can’t be executed twice for the same crime and he is
\n\tset free too. <\/p>\n

\tThey grab the engineer and shove his head into the guillotine, he looks up
\n\tat the release mechanism and says:
\n\t"Wait a minute, I see your problem……"<\/p>\n

\n

Replies:<\/h3>\n
\n

Posted by:<\/strong> Guest on July 11, 2012, 12:13 am<\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n

Posted by:<\/strong> Skinny on July 11, 2012, 12:22 am<\/p>\n

Yeah, I think I know that guy. \ud83d\ude2f \ud83d\ude2f \ud83d\ude2f<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n

Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on July 12, 2012, 2:26 am<\/p>\n

Skinny we all know this guy–he is the one in GTC class who argues that he has a better way to throw the dice—and that’s after he has paid good money to learn what we have to teach.<\/p>\n

\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be guillotined. The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing happens – he declares that he’s been saved by divine…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":68,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/68"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}