\nI neither apologize nor take responsibility for any of the following. Furthermore, if you enjoy these, your sanity may be questionable. Enjoy.<\/p>\n
\tJokes about\u00a0\u00a0German\u00a0\u00a0sausage are the wurst. <\/p>\n
\tHow does Moses\u00a0\u00a0make his tea?\u00a0\u00a0Hebrews it. <\/p>\n
\tI stayed up all night to see\u00a0\u00a0where the sun went. Than it dawned on me. <\/p>\n
\tI’m reading a book\u00a0\u00a0about\u00a0\u00a0anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. <\/p>\n
\tI did a theatrical\u00a0\u00a0performance\u00a0\u00a0about puns. It was a play on words. <\/p>\n
\tWhy were the Indians here first? They had reservations. <\/p>\n
\tClass trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz. <\/p>\n
\tEnergizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. <\/p>\n
\tI\u00a0\u00a0didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. <\/p>\n
\tHow do you\u00a0\u00a0make holy water? Boil the hell out of it! <\/p>\n
\tDid you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she\u00a0\u00a0couldn’t control her\u00a0\u00a0pupils? <\/p>\n
\tWhat does a clock do when it’s\u00a0hungry? It goes back four seconds. <\/p>\n
\tBroken\u00a0\u00a0pencils are\u00a0\u00a0pointless. <\/p>\n
\tI tried to catch some fog. I mist. <\/p>\n
\tWhat do you call\u00a0\u00a0a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A\u00a0\u00a0thesaurus. <\/p>\n
\tEngland has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. <\/p>\n
\tI used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. <\/p>\n
\tAll the toilets in New York ‘s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on. <\/p>\n
\tI got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. <\/p>\n
\tHaunted French pancakes give me the crepes. <\/p>\n
\tVelcro – what a rip off! <\/p>\n
\tCartoonist\u00a0\u00a0found dead in home. Details are sketchy. <\/p>\n
\tVenison for dinner? Oh deer! <\/p>\n
\tEarthquake in Washington obviously government’s fault. <\/p>\n
\tI used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. <\/p>\n
\tBe kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.<\/p>\n
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