{"id":9479,"date":"2016-08-31T23:58:58","date_gmt":"2016-08-31T23:58:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2016\/08\/31\/donald-and-hillary-go-into-a-bakery\/"},"modified":"2016-08-31T23:58:58","modified_gmt":"2016-08-31T23:58:58","slug":"donald-and-hillary-go-into-a-bakery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2016\/08\/31\/donald-and-hillary-go-into-a-bakery\/","title":{"rendered":"Donald and Hillary go into a bakery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nDonald and Hillary go into a bakery on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. <\/p>\n<p>\tShe says to Donald, &quot;See how clever I am? The owner didn&#8217;t see anything and I don&#8217;t even need to lie. I will definitely win the election.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>\tDonald says to Hillary, &quot;That&#8217;s the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>\tDonald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, &quot;Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>\tIntrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. <\/p>\n<p>\tTrump swallows it and asks for another one. <\/p>\n<p>\tThe owner gives him another one. <\/p>\n<p>\tThen Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. <\/p>\n<p>\tThe owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, &quot;What did you do with the pastries?&quot; <\/p>\n<p>\tTrump replies, &quot;Look in Hillary&#8217;s pocket&quot;&#8230;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on September 29, 2016, 12:35 pm<\/p>\n<div>Have to love it.  I would not trust Hillary as far as I can throw her.  I can&#8217;t believe so many people will vote for her.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Donald and Hillary go into a bakery on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, &quot;See how clever I am? The owner didn&#8217;t&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":42,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/42"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}