{"id":9440,"date":"2016-05-30T05:15:39","date_gmt":"2016-05-30T05:15:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2016\/05\/30\/congress-held-ransom\/"},"modified":"2016-05-30T05:15:39","modified_gmt":"2016-05-30T05:15:39","slug":"congress-held-ransom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2016\/05\/30\/congress-held-ransom\/","title":{"rendered":"Congress held ransom."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nWhile driving in Washington DC, traffic all of a sudden came to a complete halt.<br \/>\n\tLooking around I could see, cars in all directions and none of them were moving.  &lt;sigh&gt;<br \/>\n\tAfter about five minute a man rapped on my windows.<br \/>\n\tI rolled it down, and asked him if you knew what was happening.<br \/>\n\tHe told me a group of terrorists had taken the capitol building and was holding Congress ransom.<br \/>\n\tThey demand $100 million or they would start dousing members with gas and torching them.<br \/>\n\tHe announce that he was taking a collection.<br \/>\n\tI asked how much he collected so far.<br \/>\n\tHe said, &quot;about 20 gallons.&quot;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on June 6, 2016, 10:26 pm<\/p>\n<div>Sad but true.  <\/p>\n<p>\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While driving in Washington DC, traffic all of a sudden came to a complete halt. Looking around I could see, cars in all directions and none of them were moving. &lt;sigh&gt; After about five minute a man rapped on my&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":132,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/132"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}