\nMy goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds.
\n\tOnly 15 to go.<\/p>\n
\tAte salad for dinner!
\n\tMostly croutons & tomatoes.
\n\tReally just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce.
\n\tAnd cheese.
\n\tFINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.<\/p>\n
\tHow to prepare Tofu:
\n\t1. Throw it in the trash.
\n\t2. Grill some Meat.<\/p>\n
\tI just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.<\/p>\n
\tI don’t mean to brag but……
\n\tI finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.<\/p>\n
\tA recent study has found that women who carry a little
\n\textra weight live longer than men who mention it.<\/p>\n
\tKids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was
\n\tyoung, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.<\/p>\n
\tSenility has been a smooth transition for me.<\/p>\n
\tRemember back when we were kids and every time it was
\n\tbelow zero outside they closed school?
\n\tMe neither.<\/p>\n
\tI may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart
\n\tor talented…I forgot where I was going with this.<\/p>\n
\tI love being over 70. I learn something new every day…….and forget 5 others.<\/p>\n
\tA thief broke into my house last night……He started searching
\n\tfor money so I woke up and searched with him.<\/p>\n
\tMy dentist told me I need a crown.
\n\tI was like: I KNOW! Right?<\/p>\n
\tI think I’ll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.<\/p>\n
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