{"id":9398,"date":"2016-04-04T13:31:38","date_gmt":"2016-04-04T13:31:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2016\/04\/04\/flawless-male-logic\/"},"modified":"2016-04-04T13:31:38","modified_gmt":"2016-04-04T13:31:38","slug":"flawless-male-logic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2016\/04\/04\/flawless-male-logic\/","title":{"rendered":"Flawless Male Logic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nWoman: Do you drink beer?<\/p>\n<p>\tMan: Yes<\/p>\n<p>\tWoman: How many beers a day?<\/p>\n<p>\tMan: Usually about 3<\/p>\n<p>\tWoman: How much do you pay per beer?<\/p>\n<p>\tMan: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary!)<\/p>\n<p>\tWoman: And how long have you been drinking?<\/p>\n<p>\tMan: About 20 years, I suppose<\/p>\n<p>\tWoman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 .correct?<\/p>\n<p>\tMan: Correct<\/p>\n<p>\tWoman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?<\/p>\n<p>\tMan: Correct<\/p>\n<p>\tWoman: Do you know that if you didn&#8217;t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a new Ferrari?<\/p>\n<p>\tMan: Do you drink beer?<\/p>\n<p>\tWoman: No<\/p>\n<p>\tMan: Where&#8217;s your Ferrari?<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary!) Woman: And how&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}