{"id":9381,"date":"2016-03-19T18:30:25","date_gmt":"2016-03-19T18:30:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2016\/03\/19\/golf-joke-2\/"},"modified":"2016-03-19T18:30:25","modified_gmt":"2016-03-19T18:30:25","slug":"golf-joke-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2016\/03\/19\/golf-joke-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Golf joke"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nOne day out on the golf course, Bob accidentally overturned his golf cart.<\/p>\n

\tA very attractive woman, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise, came out onto her balcony and called out to him, Hey, are you okay?<\/p>\n

\tI’m fine, thanks," Bob replied.<\/p>\n

\t"You look frazzled, the woman said. Come up to my villa for a drink and I\u2019ll help you get the cart up afterwards."<\/p>\n

\t"That’s mighty nice of you," he answered, "but I don’t think my wife, Ann, would like that."<\/p>\n

\t"Oh, come on, " the woman, a gorgeous brunette in a sexy bikini, insisted. "I can see you’ve cut your head. It could be serious. Let me take care of that right away. I’m a nurse."
\n\tShe was very persuasive….and Bob was weak.<\/p>\n

\t"Well okay," Bob agreed, but added, "my wife, Ann is not gonna like it."<\/p>\n

\tAfter she bandaged Bob’s wound, she gave him a most welcome Rum & Coke. They talked about golf and Bob discovered she was an avid golfer with a four handicap. When Bob confessed to a weakness in his putting, she gave him a putting lesson, holding him close and intimately as she did so.<\/p>\n

\tFinally Bob confessed, "I feel a lot better now, but I better get going. I know my wife, Ann, is going to be really upset with me being here with you."<\/p>\n

\t"Don’t be silly!" the woman said with a smile, "Ann won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?"<\/p>\n

\t"Under the cart," he replied.<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> sevenout on March 23, 2016, 5:06 am<\/p>\n

Saw that one coming. \ud83d\ude00<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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