{"id":9348,"date":"2016-02-29T21:38:09","date_gmt":"2016-02-29T21:38:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2016\/02\/29\/what-deep-thinkers-retired-men-are\/"},"modified":"2016-02-29T21:38:09","modified_gmt":"2016-02-29T21:38:09","slug":"what-deep-thinkers-retired-men-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2016\/02\/29\/what-deep-thinkers-retired-men-are\/","title":{"rendered":"What Deep Thinkers Retired Men Are."},"content":{"rendered":"


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\tI mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
\n\tThe day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.<\/p>\n

\tMy wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said ‘nothing’.
\n\tThe reason I said ‘nothing’ instead of saying ‘just thinking’ is because she then would have asked ‘about what ?’
\n\tAt that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.<\/p>\n

\tFinally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?<\/p>\n

\tWomen always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?<\/p>\n

\tWell, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
\n\tGetting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn’t really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.<\/p>\n

\tA year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
\n\tOn the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."<\/p>\n

\tI rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on March 1, 2016, 5:21 pm<\/p>\n

Us retired men, have way too much time on our hands.<\/p>\n

\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Finisher on March 2, 2016, 4:45 am<\/p>\n

That is why they have DICE . \ud83d\ude42 \ud83d\ude42<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on March 14, 2016, 7:07 pm<\/p>\n

Finisher, Amennn!!!<\/p>\n

\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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