\nWoman: Is there a problem, Officer?<\/p>\n
\tOfficer: Ma\u2019am, you were speeding.<\/p>\n
\tWoman: Oh, I see.<\/p>\n
\tOfficer: Can I see your license please?<\/p>\n
\tWoman: I\u2019d give it to you but I don\u2019t have one.<\/p>\n
\tOfficer: Don\u2019t have one?<\/p>\n
\tWoman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.<\/p>\n
\tOfficer: I see\u2026Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.<\/p>\n
\tWoman: I can\u2019t do that.<\/p>\n
\tOfficer: Why not?<\/p>\n
\tWoman: I stole this car.<\/p>\n
\tOfficer: Stole it?<\/p>\n
\tWoman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.<\/p>\n
\tOfficer: You what?<\/p>\n
\tWoman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.<\/p>\n
\tThe Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.<\/p>\n
\tOfficer 2: Ma\u2019am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.<\/p>\n
\tWoman: Is there a problem sir?<\/p>\n
\tOfficer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.<\/p>\n
\tWoman: Murdered the owner?<\/p>\n
\tOfficer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.<\/p>\n
\tOfficer 2: Is this your car, ma\u2019am?<\/p>\n
\tWoman: Yes, here are the registration papers.<\/p>\n
\tThe first officer is stunned.<\/p>\n
\tOfficer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.<\/p>\n
\tThe woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.<\/p>\n
\tOfficer 2: Thank you ma\u2019am, one of my officers told me you didn\u2019t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.<\/p>\n
\tWoman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.<\/p>\n
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