\nA man takes the day off work and
\n\tdecides to go out golfing.
\n\tHe is on the second hole when he
\n\tnotices a frog sitting next to
\n\tthe green.
\n\tHe thinks nothing of it and is
\n\tabout to shoot when he
\n\thears, Ribbit 9 Iron."<\/p>\n
\tThe man looks around and doesn’t
\n\tsee anyone. Again, he
\n\thears, "Ribbit 9 Iron.." He looks
\n\tat the frog and decides to
\n\tprove the frog wrong, puts the
\n\tclub away, and grabs a 9 iron.<\/p>\n
\tBoom!
\n\tHe hits it 10 inches from the
\n\tcup. He is shocked. He says
\n\tto the frog, "Wow that’s amazing.
\n\tYou must be a lucky frog, eh?<\/p>\n
\tThe frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
\n\tThe man decides to take the frog
\n\twith him to the next hole.<\/p>\n
\t"What do you think frog?" the
\n\tman asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."<\/p>\n
\tThe guy takes out a 3 wood and,
\n\tBoom! Hole in one. The
\n\tman is befuddled and doesn’t know
\n\twhat to say. By the end
\n\tof the day, the man golfed the
\n\tbest game of golf in his life and
\n\tasks the frog, "OK where to next?"
\n\tThe frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.<\/p>\n
\n\t" They go to Las Vegas
\n\tand the guy says, "OK frog, now
\n\twhat?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
\n\tapproaching the roulette table, The man
\n\tasks, "What do you think I should
\n\tbet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
\n\t$3000, black 6."
\n\tNow, this is a 37-to-one shot to win, but
\n\tafter the golf game the man
\n\tfigures what the heck.<\/p>\n
\tBoom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.<\/p>\n
\tThe man takes his winnings and
\n\tbuys the best room in the
\n\thotel. He sits the frog down and
\n\tsays, "Frog, I don’t know how to repay you.
\n\tYou’ve won me all this money and
\n\tI am forever grateful."
\n\tThe frog replies,
\n\t"Ribbit Kiss Me."
\n\tHe figures why not,
\n\tsince after all the frog did for
\n\thim, he deserves it. With a
\n\tkiss, the frog turns into a
\n\tgorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,
\n\tyour honor, is how the girl
\n\tended up in my room. So help me God
\n\tor my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."<\/p>\n
\tThe origination of this letter is
\n\tunknown, but it brings
\n\tgood luck to everyone who passes
\n\tit on. The one who breaks the
\n\tchain will have bad luck. Do
\n\tnot keep this. Do not send money.
\n\tJust forward it to five of your
\n\tfriends to whom you wish good luck.
\n\tYou will see that something good
\n\thappens to you four MINUTES
\n\tfrom now if the chain is not broken.<\/p>\n
\tYOU WILL RECEIVE GOOD LUCK IN
\n\tFOUR MINUTES<\/p>\n
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