{"id":9318,"date":"2016-02-14T02:09:57","date_gmt":"2016-02-14T02:09:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2016\/02\/14\/nurses-arent-supposed-to-laugh\/"},"modified":"2016-02-14T02:09:57","modified_gmt":"2016-02-14T02:09:57","slug":"nurses-arent-supposed-to-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2016\/02\/14\/nurses-arent-supposed-to-laugh\/","title":{"rendered":"NURSES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LAUGH"},"content":{"rendered":"


\n"Of course I won’t laugh," said the nurse. "I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient." <\/p>\n

\t"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. <\/p>\n

\tIn length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery. <\/p>\n

\tUnable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. <\/p>\n

\tAnd then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. <\/p>\n

\tFeeling very badly that she had laughed at the man’s part, she composed herself as well as she could. <\/p>\n

\t"I am so sorry," she said… "I don’t know what came over me. <\/p>\n

\tOn my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won’t happen again. <\/p>\n

\tNow, tell me, what seems to be the problem?" <\/p>\n

\t"It’s swollen," Bob replied. <\/p>\n

\tShe ran out of the room. <\/p>\n

\t(OMG! I have tears running down my face, hysterical!<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on February 14, 2016, 3:50 pm<\/p>\n

LOL<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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