{"id":929,"date":"2012-07-03T23:32:05","date_gmt":"2012-07-03T23:32:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/07\/03\/the-honeymoon-is-over-when-the-comedians-start\/"},"modified":"2012-07-03T23:32:05","modified_gmt":"2012-07-03T23:32:05","slug":"the-honeymoon-is-over-when-the-comedians-start","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/07\/03\/the-honeymoon-is-over-when-the-comedians-start\/","title":{"rendered":"The honeymoon is over when the comedians start"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nThe liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
\n\tWe agree…and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
\n\t–Jay Leno<\/p>\n

\tAmerica needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
\n\t–Jay Leno<\/p>\n

\tQ: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
\n\tA: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
\n\t–Conan O’Brien<\/p>\n

\tQ: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
\n\tA: A fund raiser.
\n\t–Jay Leno<\/p>\n

\tQ: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
\n\tA: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
\n\t–David Letterman<\/p>\n

\tQ: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
\n\tA: America !
\n\t–Jimmy Fallon<\/p>\n

\tQ: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
\n\tA: Bo has papers.
\n\t–Jimmy Kimmel<\/p>\n

\tQ: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
\n\tA: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
\n\t–David Letterman<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> fscobe on July 4, 2012, 6:26 am<\/p>\n

Funny. But were these jokes really made by those comedians? I would have thought they would be strong Obama supporters. Curious.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Stephen C on July 4, 2012, 1:17 pm<\/p>\n

Frank, apparently this has been on the circuit since last Feb. Snoopes does not have a definitive answer to your question. Regardless, they are funny which is why I chose to share rather than wait a corroboration.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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