{"id":9284,"date":"2016-01-08T14:26:58","date_gmt":"2016-01-08T14:26:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2016\/01\/08\/retired-veteran-with-a-smart-wife\/"},"modified":"2016-01-08T14:26:58","modified_gmt":"2016-01-08T14:26:58","slug":"retired-veteran-with-a-smart-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2016\/01\/08\/retired-veteran-with-a-smart-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"Retired Veteran with a smart wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nEarly one morning, an elderly retired veteran just finished a piece of artwork he had been working on and yelled to his wife.<\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;Honey! Come see wht I created!  Its an abstract panorama, depicting the seven years of the Obama administration!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tShe yelled back, &quot;Flush the toilet Bob and come eat your breakfast!&quot;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> OneMoonCircles on January 9, 2016, 6:02 am<\/p>\n<div>Funny.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> sevenout on January 9, 2016, 2:38 pm<\/p>\n<div>I&#8217;m surprised it didn&#8217;t clog the entire local sewer system.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Early one morning, an elderly retired veteran just finished a piece of artwork he had been working on and yelled to his wife. &quot;Honey! Come see wht I created! Its an abstract panorama, depicting the seven years of the Obama&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}