\nJohn, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Shawn. <\/p>\n
\t So they loaded up John’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. <\/p>\n
\t \u2018I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed,’ she explained, ‘and I’m afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.’ <\/p>\n
\t ‘Don’t worry,’ John said. ‘We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.’ <\/p>\n
\t The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. <\/p>\n
\t Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of golf. But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend. <\/p>\n
\t He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked, "Shawn, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?’ <\/p>\n
\t \u2018Yes, I do,’ said Shawn <\/p>\n
\t ‘Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?’ <\/p>\n
\t ‘Well, um, yes!,’ Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found out, ‘I have to admit that I did.’ <\/p>\n
\t ‘And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?’ <\/p>\n
\t Shawn’s face turned beet red and he said, ‘Yeah, look, I’m sorry, buddy. I’m afraid I did. Why do you ask?’ <\/p>\n
\t \u2018She just died and left me everything.’<\/p>\n
\t (And you thought the ending would be different, didn’t you?…
\n\t You know you smiled\u2026now keep that smile for the rest of the day.<\/p>\n
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