{"id":9274,"date":"2015-12-23T04:04:32","date_gmt":"2015-12-23T04:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/12\/23\/pulled-over-at-2am\/"},"modified":"2015-12-23T04:04:32","modified_gmt":"2015-12-23T04:04:32","slug":"pulled-over-at-2am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/12\/23\/pulled-over-at-2am\/","title":{"rendered":"Pulled over at 2AM"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nRon Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.<\/p>\n

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\tRon replied, "I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." <\/p>\n

\tThe officer asked, "Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?" <\/p>\n

\tRon replied, "That would be my wife."<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on December 23, 2015, 4:27 am<\/p>\n

LOL<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on December 25, 2015, 2:06 am<\/p>\n

Or Alligator Rose.<\/p>\n

\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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