\nGoldberg was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
\n\tTired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff. "OK, Goldberg, how about Tom Cruise?"
\n\t"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Goldberg and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Goldberg! Great to see you! You and your friend… come right in and join me for lunch!"<\/p>\n
\tAlthough impressed, Goldberg’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Goldberg that he thinks Goldberg’s knowing Cruise was just lucky.
\n\t"No, no, just name anyone else," Goldberg says. "President Obama" his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Goldberg says, "I know him, let’s fly out to Washington."<\/p>\n
\tAnd off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Goldberg on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Goldberg, what a surprise. I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in. Let’s have a cup of coffee first and catch up."<\/p>\n
\tWell, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Goldberg, who again implores him to name anyone else.<\/p>\n
\tThe Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Goldberg. "I’ve known the Pope a long time." So they fly to Rome. Goldberg and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Goldberg says, "This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.<\/p>\n
\tSure enough, half an hour later, Goldberg emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Goldberg returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss’s side, Goldberg asks him, "What happened?"<\/p>\n
\tHis boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony, and the Japanese tourist next to me asked, "Who’s that on the balcony with Goldberg?"<\/p>\n
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