\nWhether
\n\t Conservative, Liberal,
\n\t or
\n\t Labor, I think
\n\t you’ll get
\n\t a kick out of
\n\t this!<\/p>\n
\t A little boy goes to his
\n\t dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’ <\/p>\n
\t Dad says, ‘Well son, let
\n\t me try to explain it this way: <\/p>\n
\t I am the head of the
\n\t family, so call me The Prime Minister. <\/p>\n
\t Your mother is the
\n\t administrator of the money,<\/p>\n
\t so we call her the Government. <\/p>\n
\n\t We are here to take care
\n\t of your needs, so we will call you the People.<\/p>\n
\t The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. <\/p>\n
\t And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. <\/p>\n
\t Now think about that and see if it makes sense.’ <\/p>\n
\t So the little boy goes
\n\t off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. <\/p>\n
\t Later that night, he
\n\t hears his baby brother crying,<\/p>\n
\t so he gets up to check on him. <\/p>\n
\n\t He finds that the baby
\n\t has severely soiled his nappy. <\/p>\n
\t So the little boy goes
\n\t to his parents’ room<\/p>\n
\t and finds his mother asleep.<\/p>\n
\t Not wanting to wake her,<\/p>\n
\t he goes to the nanny’s room.
\n\t Finding the door locked,<\/p>\n
\t he peeks in the keyhole and<\/p>\n
\t sees his father in bed with the nanny.<\/p>\n
\t He gives up and goes back to bed. <\/p>\n
\t The next morning, the
\n\t little boy says to his father,<\/p>\n
\t ‘Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ‘ <\/p>\n
\t The father says,<\/p>\n
\t ‘Good, son, tell me in your own words
\n\t what you think politics is all about.’<\/p>\n
\t The little boy replies,<\/p>\n
\t ‘The Prime Minister<\/p>\n
\t is screwing the Working Class<\/p>\n
\t while the Government is sound asleep.
\n\t The People are being ignored and
\n\t the Future is in deep shit.’<\/p>\n
Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on October 6, 2015, 10:09 am<\/p>\n Whether Conservative, Liberal, or Labor, I think you’ll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’ Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}