{"id":912,"date":"2012-07-01T18:47:09","date_gmt":"2012-07-01T18:47:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/07\/01\/sven-and-ole\/"},"modified":"2012-07-01T18:47:09","modified_gmt":"2012-07-01T18:47:09","slug":"sven-and-ole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/07\/01\/sven-and-ole\/","title":{"rendered":"Sven and Ole"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nSince I was in Minnesota for our family reunion, I thought I would post a Minnesota style joke…..<\/p>\n

\tSven is passing by Ole’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Ole’ doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.<\/p>\n

\tButtocks clenched, Ole’ performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to… his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.<\/p>\n

\tThen, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his Twins baseball cap onto a pile of hay.<\/p>\n

\tHaving seen enough, Sven rushes in and says, "Wat ta heck’re ya doin, Ole’?"<\/p>\n

\t"Good Lord, Sven, ya scar’d ta bajeezers outa me," says an obviously embarrassed Ole’.<\/p>\n

\t"Ya see, me ‘n Lena ben hav’n trouble lately in ta bedroom d’partment, and ta terapist says I need ta do something sexy to a tractor."<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on July 4, 2012, 11:15 am<\/p>\n

Did not see that one coming.<\/p>\n

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