{"id":9104,"date":"2015-09-16T06:46:54","date_gmt":"2015-09-16T06:46:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/09\/16\/during-an-annual-physical\/"},"modified":"2015-09-16T06:46:54","modified_gmt":"2015-09-16T06:46:54","slug":"during-an-annual-physical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/09\/16\/during-an-annual-physical\/","title":{"rendered":"During an annual physical"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nDuring his physical, the doctor asked Tom, the patient, about his daily activity level.<\/p>\n

\tHe described a typical day this way:<\/p>\n

\t\u201cWell, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and took four leaks behind big trees.\u201d<\/p>\n

\tInspired by the story, the doctor said, \u201cYou must be one hell of an outdoors man!\u201d<\/p>\n

\t\u201dNo,\u201d he replied, \u201cI’m just a shitty golfer.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> sevenout on November 24, 2015, 3:09 am<\/p>\n

Sounds like me. To call what I do golf is being generous.<\/p>\n

\tA beautiful walk spoiled by a little white ball.<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on December 23, 2015, 4:28 am<\/p>\n

I think it sounds like Doc Crapology<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on December 25, 2015, 2:05 am<\/p>\n

Thanks Finesse!!! But you are probably right.<\/p>\n

\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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