{"id":9075,"date":"2015-08-27T01:54:14","date_gmt":"2015-08-27T01:54:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/08\/27\/italian-pregnancy\/"},"modified":"2015-08-27T01:54:14","modified_gmt":"2015-08-27T01:54:14","slug":"italian-pregnancy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/08\/27\/italian-pregnancy\/","title":{"rendered":"Italian Pregnancy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nThe test result shows that the girl is pregnant.<br \/>\n\t  Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,<br \/>\n\t&#8216;Who wasa the pig that did this to you? I want to know!&#8217;<br \/>\n\t  The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.<br \/>\n\tHalf an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.<br \/>\n\t  A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.<br \/>\n\t  He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:<br \/>\n\t  &quot;Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.  I can&#8217;t marry her<br \/>\n\tbecause of my personal family situation, but I&#8217;ll take charge.<br \/>\n\t  I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.<br \/>\n\t  Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account..<br \/>\n\t  If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.<br \/>\n\t  If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each..<br \/>\n\t  However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?&#8217;<br \/>\n\t  At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun, places a hand firmly on the man&#8217;s shoulder, looks him directly in the eyes and tells him.<br \/>\n\t<span style=\"font-size: 16px\">  &quot;You-a gonna  try again!&quot; <\/span><\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, &#8216;Who wasa the pig that did this to you? I want to know!&#8217; The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9075"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9075\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}