{"id":9029,"date":"2015-08-01T02:11:54","date_gmt":"2015-08-01T02:11:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/08\/01\/now-we-know\/"},"modified":"2015-08-01T02:11:54","modified_gmt":"2015-08-01T02:11:54","slug":"now-we-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/08\/01\/now-we-know\/","title":{"rendered":"Now we know&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nWell now we know how it started.<\/p>\n<p>\tOnce upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.<\/p>\n<p>\tHe called the royal weather forecaster and enquired as to the weath er forecast for the next few hours.<br \/>\n\tThe weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days.<\/p>\n<p>\tSo the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, &quot;Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>\tThe king was polite and considerate, he replied: &quot;I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional. And besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way.&quot; So he continued on his way.<\/p>\n<p>\tHowever, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.<\/p>\n<p>\tFurious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the weatherman at once!<br \/>\n\tThen he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.<br \/>\n\tThe farmer said, &quot;Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey&#8217;s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tSo the king hired the donkey.<\/p>\n<p>\tAnd so began the practice of hiring asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on August 1, 2015, 2:32 am<\/p>\n<div>Love it!!!!!!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> sevenout on August 1, 2015, 2:38 am<\/p>\n<div>That&#8217;s as good of an explanation as any. \ud83d\ude00<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on August 1, 2015, 1:37 pm<\/p>\n<div>Now I understand.<\/p>\n<p>\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well now we know how it started. Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and enquired as to the weath er forecast for the next few hours. The&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9029\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}