{"id":9011,"date":"2015-07-23T23:03:39","date_gmt":"2015-07-23T23:03:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/07\/23\/the-redhead\/"},"modified":"2015-07-23T23:03:39","modified_gmt":"2015-07-23T23:03:39","slug":"the-redhead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/07\/23\/the-redhead\/","title":{"rendered":"The Redhead"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nA man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there’s a
\n\tgorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
\n\tHe’s been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.<\/p>\n

\tSuddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of
\n\tits socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.<\/p>\n

\t"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.<\/p>\n

\t"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.<\/p>\n

\tThey enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
\n\tthey go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.<\/p>\n

\tAfter paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful time.<\/p>\n

\tThe next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
\n\t"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman, are you this nice to every guy you meet?"<\/p>\n

\t"No," she replies. . .<\/p>\n

\t"You just happened to catch my eye."<\/p>\n

\t (Oh shut up, and just forward it!)<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Finisher on July 24, 2015, 12:22 am<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on July 24, 2015, 7:53 pm<\/p>\n

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