\n"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as
\n\t"you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish",
\n\tor "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."<\/p>\n
\tA competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.<\/p>\n
\tThis year’s winning submission is posted at the very end.<\/p>\n
\t.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.<\/p>\n
\n\t.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.<\/p>\n
\n\t.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.<\/p>\n
\n\t.. The batteries were given out free of charge.<\/p>\n
\n\t.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.<\/p>\n
\n\t.. A will is a dead giveaway.<\/p>\n
\n\t.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.<\/p>\n
\n\t.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.<\/p>\n
\n\t.. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.<\/p>\n
\n\t.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.<\/p>\n
\n\t.. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.<\/p>\n
\n\t.. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.<\/p>\n
\n\t.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.<\/p>\n
\n\t.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.<\/p>\n
\n\t.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.<\/p>\n
\n\t.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.<\/p>\n
\n\t.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.<\/p>\n
\t And the cream of the twisted crop:<\/p>\n
\n\t.. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.<\/p>\n
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