{"id":8922,"date":"2015-06-12T02:04:39","date_gmt":"2015-06-12T02:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/06\/12\/proofreading-is-a-dying-art\/"},"modified":"2015-06-12T02:04:39","modified_gmt":"2015-06-12T02:04:39","slug":"proofreading-is-a-dying-art","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/06\/12\/proofreading-is-a-dying-art\/","title":{"rendered":"Proofreading is a dying art"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nMan Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter <\/span>
\n\tThis one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
\n\t—————————————————————————- <\/p>\n

\tI just couldn’t help but send this along. Too funny.
\n\tSomething Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says <\/span>
\n\t No crap, really? Ya think?
\n\t—————————————————————————- <\/p>\n

\tPolice Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers <\/span>
\n\t Now that’s taking things a bit far! <\/p>\n

\t ———————————————————–
\n\tPanda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over <\/span>
\n\t What a guy!
\n\t————————————————————— <\/p>\n

\tMiners Refuse to Work after Death <\/span>
\n\tNo-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!
\n\t—————————————————— <\/p>\n

\tJuvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant <\/span>
\n\tSee if that works any better than a fair trial!
\n\t ———————————————————- <\/p>\n

\tWar Dims Hope for Peace <\/span>
\n\tI can see where it might have that effect!
\n\t—————————————————————- <\/p>\n

\t If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile <\/span>
\n\t Ya think?!
\n\t———————————————————————– <\/p>\n

\tCold Wave Linked to Temperatures <\/span>
\n\t Who would have thought!
\n\t—————————————————————- <\/p>\n

\tEnfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide <\/span>
\n\tThey may be on to something!
\n\t———————————————————————— <\/p>\n

\tRed Tape Holds Up New Bridges <\/span>
\n\t You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
\n\t ———————————————————- <\/p>\n

\tMan Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge <\/span>
\n\t He probably IS the battery charge!
\n\t———————————————- <\/p>\n

\tNew Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group <\/span>
\n\tWeren’t they fat enough?!
\n\t———————————————– <\/p>\n

\tAstronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft <\/span>
\n\tThat’s what he gets for eating those beans!
\n\t —————- ——————————— <\/p>\n

\tKids Make Nutritious Snacks <\/span>
\n\t Do they taste like chicken?
\n\t**************************************** <\/p>\n

\t Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half <\/span>
\n\t Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
\n\t ******************************************* <\/p>\n

\tHospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors <\/span>
\n\t Boy, are they tall!
\n\t ******************************************* <\/p>\n

\tAnd the winner is….
\n\tTyphoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead <\/span><\/p>\n

\t Did I read that right?<\/p>\n

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