{"id":8899,"date":"2015-05-19T14:14:04","date_gmt":"2015-05-19T14:14:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/05\/19\/male-logic\/"},"modified":"2015-05-19T14:14:04","modified_gmt":"2015-05-19T14:14:04","slug":"male-logic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/05\/19\/male-logic\/","title":{"rendered":"Male Logic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\n<strong>Woman:<\/strong>    Do you drink beer? <\/p>\n<p>\t<strong>Man:<\/strong>   Yes. <\/p>\n<p>\t<strong>Woman:<\/strong>      How many beers a day? <\/p>\n<p>\t<strong>Man:<\/strong>    Usually about 3. <\/p>\n<p>\t<strong>Woman:<\/strong>     How much do you pay per beer? <\/p>\n<p>\t<strong>Man:<\/strong>   $5.00 which includes a tip. <\/p>\n<p>\t(This is where it gets scary !) <\/p>\n<p>\t<strong>Woman:<\/strong>    And how long have you been drinking? <\/p>\n<p>\t<strong>Man:<\/strong>  About 20 years, I suppose. <\/p>\n<p>\t<strong>Woman:<\/strong>     So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.  In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct? <\/p>\n<p>\t<strong>Man:<\/strong>    Correct. <\/p>\n<p>\t<strong>Woman:<\/strong>   If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? <\/p>\n<p>\t<strong>Man:<\/strong>    Correct. <\/p>\n<p>\t<strong>Woman:<\/strong>     Do you know that if you didn&#8217;t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? <\/p>\n<p>\t<strong>Man:<\/strong>    Do you drink beer? <\/p>\n<p>\t<strong>Woman:<\/strong>   No. <\/p>\n<p>\t<strong>Man:<\/strong>    Where&#8217;s your Ferrari?<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes. Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3. Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip. (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}