\nWhen you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.<\/p>\n
\tHow does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it….<\/p>\n
\tVenison for dinner again? Oh deer!<\/p>\n
\tA cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.<\/p>\n
\tI used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.<\/p>\n
\tHaunted French pancakes give me the crepes.<\/p>\n
\tEngland has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.<\/p>\n
\tI tried to catch some fog, but I mist.<\/p>\n
\tThey told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.<\/p>\n
\tI changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.<\/p>\n
\tJokes about German sausages are the wurst.<\/p>\n
\tI know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.<\/p>\n
\tI stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.<\/p>\n
\tThis girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.<\/p>\n
\tWhen chemists die, apparently they barium.<\/p>\n
\tI’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.<\/p>\n
\tI did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.<\/p>\n
\tI didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.<\/p>\n
\tDid you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?<\/p>\n
\tBroken pencils are pretty much pointless.<\/p>\n
\tWhat do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.<\/p>\n
\tI dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.<\/p>\n
\tAll the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. As of now, it appears the police have nothing to go on.<\/p>\n
\tI got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.<\/p>\n
\tVelcro – what a rip off.<\/p>\n
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