\nDuring these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: <\/p>\n
\n\t1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God’s Chosen People. <\/p>\n
\t2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. <\/p>\n
\t3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. <\/p>\n
\t4. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.<\/p>\n
\tGOOD SAMARITAN <\/p>\n
\tA Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan.
\n\tShe asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?" <\/p>\n
\tA thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I’d throw up."<\/p>\n
\n\tDID NOAH FISH? <\/p>\n
\tA Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?" <\/p>\n
\t"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."<\/p>\n
\tTHE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD<\/p>\n
\tA Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible – Psalm 23.
\n\tShe gave the youngsters a month to learn the chapter.
\n\tLittle Rick was excited about the task – but he just couldn’t remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get past the first line. <\/p>\n
\tOn the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the congregation, Ricky was so nervous.
\n\tWhen it was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and said proudly, "The Lord is my Shepherd, and that’s all I need to know." <\/p>\n
\n\tUNANSWERED PRAYER <\/p>\n
\tThe preacher’s 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why.<\/p>\n
\t"Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages. "I’m asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon." <\/p>\n
\t"How come He doesn’t answer it?" she asked. <\/p>\n
\n\tBEING THANKFUL<\/p>\n
\tA Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So your mother says your prayers for you each night? That’s very commendable. What does she say?" <\/p>\n
\tThe little boy replied, "Thank God he’s in bed!"<\/p>\n
\n\tALL MEN \/ ALL GIRLS<\/p>\n
\tWhen my daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers, she would bless every family member, every friend, and every animal (current and past).
\n\tFor several weeks, after we had finished the nightly prayer, Kelli would say, "And all girls." <\/p>\n
\tThis soon became part of her nightly routine, to include this closing. My curiosity got the best of me and I asked her, "Kelli, why do you always add the part about all girls?"
\n\tHer response, "Because everybody always finishes their prayers by saying ‘All Men’!"<\/p>\n
\n\tSAY A PRAYER <\/p>\n
\tLittle Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
\n\tWhen Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. "Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer." said his mother. <\/p>\n
\t"I don’t need to," the boy replied.
\n\t"Of course, you do" his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house." <\/p>\n
\t"That’s at our house." Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook."<\/p>\n
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