{"id":8822,"date":"2015-04-07T17:44:34","date_gmt":"2015-04-07T17:44:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/04\/07\/japanese-sex\/"},"modified":"2015-04-07T17:44:34","modified_gmt":"2015-04-07T17:44:34","slug":"japanese-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/04\/07\/japanese-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Japanese Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nA Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform kinky, highly erotic sex: <\/p>\n

\tHusband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"
\n\tWife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"
\n\tHusband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
\n\tWife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
\n\tHusband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!" <\/p>\n

\tI can’t believe you just sat there trying to read this \u2013 you don\u2019t know Japanese.
\n\tYou’ll read anything as long as it\u2019s about sex…. you need serious help!!! <\/p>\n

\tSometimes I worry about you.<\/p>\n

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Replies:<\/h3>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on April 8, 2015, 12:37 am<\/p>\n

Thanks?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on April 10, 2015, 2:27 pm<\/p>\n

Doc needs all the help he can get. When do the help sessions begin????<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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