\nHappy Passover to all our Jewish friends, and Happy Easter to all our Christian friends. Safe travels, and enjoy your families and friends wherever you are.<\/p>\n
\tGoddess and Sandtrap<\/p>\n
Posted by:<\/strong> Skinny on April 3, 2015, 11:58 pm<\/p>\n \tQ: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? \tQ: How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat? \tQ: What kind of books do rabbits like? \tQ: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? \tQ: Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? \tQ: What did one colored egg say to the other? \tQ: How do you catch the Easter Bunny? \tQ: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? \tQ: Why did the Easter egg hide? Posted by:<\/strong> Skinny on April 3, 2015, 11:59 pm<\/p>\n \tA group of leading medical researchers have published data indicating that Seder participants should NOT partake of both chopped liver and charoses, it seems that this combination can lead to Charoses of the Liver. <\/p>\n \tAt our seder, we have whole wheat and bran matzoh, fortified with Metamucil. \tOld Jewish men in Miami get hernias from wearing chai’s which are too heavy. \tIf a doctor carries a black bag and a plumber carries a tool box, what does a mohel carry? \tJEWISH JEOPARDY – We give the answer, you give the question <\/p>\n \tA: Midrash \tA: The Gaza Strip \tA: A classroom, a Passover ceremony, and latke \tA: Sofer \tA: Babylon \tA: Filet Minyan \tA: Kishka, sukkah, and circumcision. \tAnd speaking of circumcisions: An enterprising Rabbi is offering circumcisions via the Internet. Posted by:<\/strong> NofieldFive on April 4, 2015, 12:50 pm<\/p>\n \tHappy Passover and Happy Easter to everyone.<\/p>\n \tNFF<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on April 4, 2015, 1:14 pm<\/p>\n \tHappy Passover and Happy Easter to all and I hope you can spend your holiday with family and friends. \tBob<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Happy Passover to all our Jewish friends, and Happy Easter to all our Christian friends. Safe travels, and enjoy your families and friends wherever you are. Goddess and Sandtrap Replies: Posted by: Skinny on April 3, 2015, 11:58 pm Easter…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-craps"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8806","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8806"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8806\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n\tA: He was having a bad hare day!<\/p>\n
\n\tA: With a harebrush!<\/p>\n
\n\tA: Ones with hoppy endings!<\/p>\n
\n\tA: It might crack up!<\/p>\n
\n\tA: Because the powder puff is on the other end!<\/p>\n
\n\tA: "Heard any good yolks lately"?<\/p>\n
\n\tA: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!<\/p>\n
\n\tA: Only one. After that, it’s not empty!<\/p>\n
\n\tA: He was a little chicken<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n\tThe brand name, of course, is…’Let My People Go.’<\/p>\n
\n\tThis condition is called chaiatal hernia!<\/p>\n
\n\tA briskit!<\/p>\n
\n\tQ: What is a Mideast skin disease?<\/p>\n
\n\tQ: What is an Egyptian Belly Dance?<\/p>\n
\n\tQ: What are a cheder, a seder, and a tater? <\/p>\n
\n\tQ: On what do Jews recline on Passover?<\/p>\n
\n\tQ: What does the rabbi do during some sermons?<\/p>\n
\n\tQ: What do you call steaks ordered by 10 Jews?<\/p>\n
\n\tQ: What are a gut, a hut, and a cut?<\/p>\n
\n\tThe service is to be called…’E-MOIL’<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n\tPlease say a prayer for all of your loved one’s who have moved on.<\/p>\n