\nCould have posted this in Humor, here or World we live in ………. <\/p>\n
\tA woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.<\/p>\n
\tShe shouted to him, \u201cExcuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don\u2019t know where I am.\u201d<\/p>\n
\tThe man consulted his portable GPS and replied, \u201cYou\u2019re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.\u201d<\/p>\n
\tShe rolled her eyes and said, \u201cYou must be a Republican.\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cI am,\u201d replied the man. \u201cHow did you know?\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cWell,\u201d answered the balloonist, \u201cEverything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I\u2019m still lost. Frankly, you\u2019ve not been much help to me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\tThe man smiled and responded, \u201cYou must be a Democrat.\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cI am,\u201d replied the balloonist. \u201cHow did you know?\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cWell,\u201d said the man, \u201cYou don\u2019t know where you are or where you\u2019re going. You\u2019ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cAnd You\u2019re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it\u2019s my fault.\u201d<\/p>\n
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