\nAn Engineer Could Not Find A Job, So He Opens A Clinic, And Puts A Sign Outside That Says Get Treatment For $50, If Not Cured Get Back $100.<\/p>\n
\tA Doctor Thinks This Is A Good Opportunity To Show Up The Engineer And Earn A Quick $100. And So He Visits The Clinic.<\/p>\n
\n\tDoctor : I Have Lost My Sense Of Taste.
\n\tEngineer: Nurse , Bring The Medicine From Box No 22 And Place 3 Drops In The Patient’s Mouth.
\n\tDoctor : Spits Out The Medicine And Says "This Is Not Medicine, It’s Gasoline".
\n\tEngineer: Congrats.. You Have Your Taste Back ..That Will Be $50<\/p>\n
\n\tDoctor Gets Annoyed, And Returns After Several Days To Recover His Money.
\n\tDoctor : I Have Lost My Memory And Can’t Remember A Thing.
\n\tEngineer : Nurse , Bring Medicine From Box No 22 And Put 3 Drops In Patient’s Mouth.
\n\tDoctor : "This Medicine Is For The Sense Of Taste" Protests The Doctor.
\n\tEngineer : Congrats. Your Memory Is Back.. ..That Will Be $50<\/p>\n
\n\tDoctor Leaves, But After Several Days Angrily Returns For One Last Try.
\n\tDoctor : My Eyesight Has Become Weak.
\n\tEngineer : Well I Don’t Have Any Medicine For That. Take This $100
\n\tDoctor : But This Is $50 bill
\n\tEngineer : Congratulations, Your Eyesight Has Gotten Better. ..That Will Be $50<\/p>\n
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