\nFor an early family Christmas present, a father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
\n\tHe tests it at dinner. <\/p>\n
\tThe father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some school work<\/p>\n
\tThe robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend’s house watching movies." <\/p>\n
\tDad asks, "What movie did you watch?" <\/p>\n
\tSon says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok,Ok, we were watching porn."<\/p>\n
\tDad says, "What? At your age I didn’t even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father.<\/p>\n
\tMom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother<\/p>\n
\tRobot for sale<\/p>\n
Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on March 17, 2015, 4:04 pm<\/p>\n For an early family Christmas present, a father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He tests it at dinner. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}