\nSign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
\n\t"Dr. Jones, at your cervix." <\/p>\n
\tIn a Podiatrist’s office:
\n\t"Time wounds all heels." <\/p>\n
\n\tOn a Septic Tank Truck:
\n\tYesterday’s Meals on Wheels <\/p>\n
\n\tAt an Optometrist’s Office:
\n\t"If you don’t see what you’re looking for,
\n\tyou’ve come to the right place." <\/p>\n
\n\tOn a Plumber’s truck:
\n\t"We repair what your husband fixed." <\/p>\n
\n\tOn another Plumber’s truck:
\n\t"Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." <\/p>\n
\n\tAt a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
\n\t"Invite us to your next blowout." <\/p>\n
\tOn an Electrician’s truck:
\n\t"Let us remove your shorts." <\/p>\n
\n\tIn a Non-smoking Area:
\n\t"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." <\/p>\n
\n\tOn a Maternity Room door:
\n\t"Push. Push. Push." <\/p>\n
\n\tAt a Car Dealership:
\n\t"The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment." <\/p>\n
\n\tOutside a Muffler Shop:
\n\t"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." <\/p>\n
\n\tIn a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
\n\t"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" <\/p>\n
\n\tAt the Electric Company
\n\t"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
\n\tHowever, if you don’t, you will be delighted." <\/p>\n
\n\tIn a Restaurant window:
\n\t"Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." <\/p>\n
\n\tIn the front yard of a Funeral Home:
\n\t"Drive carefully. We’ll wait." <\/p>\n
\n\tAt a Propane Filling Station:
\n\t"Thank heaven for little grills." <\/p>\n
\n\tCHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
\n\t"Best place in town to take a leak." <\/p>\n
\n\tAnd the best one for last… <\/p>\n
\tSign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
\n\t"Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises"<\/p>\n
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