{"id":8740,"date":"2015-03-12T16:42:25","date_gmt":"2015-03-12T16:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/03\/12\/typical-man\/"},"modified":"2015-03-12T16:42:25","modified_gmt":"2015-03-12T16:42:25","slug":"typical-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/03\/12\/typical-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Typical Man"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nA man goes to the police station to file a missing person’s report. <\/p>\n

\tHusband: " I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come home yet."<\/p>\n

\tOfficer "what’s her height?"<\/p>\n

\tHusband "Average I guess"<\/p>\n

\tOfficer: "Slim or healthy?"<\/p>\n

\tHusband: "not slim but probably healthy."<\/p>\n

\tOfficer: "Color of hair?’<\/p>\n

\tHusband:"Changes, depending on when she went to the hair salon."<\/p>\n

\tOfficer: "What was she wearing?"<\/p>\n

\tHusband" Not sure, either a dress or a suit."<\/p>\n

\tOfficer: Was she driving?"<\/p>\n

\tHusband: "yes."<\/p>\n

\tOfficer: "Color of the car?"<\/p>\n

\tHusband: "Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 33 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door…"<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Skinny on March 13, 2015, 12:36 am<\/p>\n

Sounds about right to me.<\/p>\n

\tExcept, I think a supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode would probably generate about 333 horse power, not 33.<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on March 13, 2015, 12:52 pm<\/p>\n

Very accurate description, sounds like Rose, oh! you were talking about someone else. Sorry. \ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on March 13, 2015, 4:26 pm<\/p>\n

Finesse as usual you are correct—my typo.<\/p>\n

\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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