\nI would have given him 100%!
\n\tEach answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too.
\n\tThe teacher had no sense of humor. <\/p>\n
\tQ1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
\n\t* his last battle <\/p>\n
\tQ2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
\n\t* at the bottom of the page <\/p>\n
\tQ3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
\n\t* liquid <\/p>\n
\tQ4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
\n\t* marriage <\/p>\n
\tQ5.. What is the main reason for failure?
\n\t* exams <\/p>\n
\tQ6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
\n\t* Lunch & dinner <\/p>\n
\tQ7.. What looks like half an apple?
\n\t* The other half <\/p>\n
\tQ8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
\n\t* Wet<\/p>\n
\tQ9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
\n\t* No problem, he sleeps at night. <\/p>\n
\tQ10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
\n\t* You will never find an elephant that has one hand. <\/p>\n
\tQ11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
\n\t* Very large hands <\/p>\n
\tQ12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
\n\t* No time at all, the wall is already built. <\/p>\n
\tQ13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
\n\t* Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.<\/p>\n
\tSpread some laughter, share the cheer.
\n\tLet’s be happy while we’re here!<\/p>\n
Posted by:<\/strong> Finisher on February 20, 2015, 3:35 pm<\/p>\n I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8683"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8683\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}