\nFour guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.<\/p>\n
\tTwo days before the group is to leave, Ron’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Ron’s mates are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.<\/p>\n
\tTwo days later the three get to the camping site to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire, sitting having a cold beer.<\/p>\n
\t"Wow Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"<\/p>\n
\t"Well, I’ve been here since last night."<\/p>\n
\t"Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, ‘Guess who?\u201d<\/p>\n
\tI pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.<\/p>\n
\tShe took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well she’s been reading "50 Shades of Grey"\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n
\tOn the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
\n\tAnd then she said, "Do whatever you want."<\/p>\n
\tSo, Here I am.<\/p>\n
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