{"id":8638,"date":"2015-02-10T09:02:19","date_gmt":"2015-02-10T09:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/02\/10\/hot-coffee\/"},"modified":"2015-02-10T09:02:19","modified_gmt":"2015-02-10T09:02:19","slug":"hot-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/02\/10\/hot-coffee\/","title":{"rendered":"Hot Coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nI was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?" Without skipping a beat she said, "It’s President’s Day!" <\/p>\n

\tShe’s smart, so I asked her, "What does Presidents Day mean?" <\/p>\n

\tI was waiting for something about Obama, Bush, or Clinton, etc. <\/p>\n

\tShe replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of Bullshit." <\/p>\n

\tYou know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on February 10, 2015, 2:49 pm<\/p>\n

Love It. !!!!!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?" Without skipping a beat she said, "It’s President’s Day!" She’s smart, so I asked her, "What does Presidents Day mean?" I was waiting for…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}