\nThis mom is driving through town when she decides to stop by, unannounced, at her son\u2019s house. She knocks twice on the door then immediately walks in.<\/p>\n
\tShe is stunned to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch with no clothes on. Soft music is playing, candles are lit, and the smell of perfume fills the room.<\/p>\n
\tInstead of leaving immediately the mother-in- law asks \u201cWhat are you doing?!\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cI\u2019m waiting for Steve to come home from the gym,\u201d the daughter-in- law explains.<\/p>\n
\t\u201cBut you\u2019re not wearing any clothes!\u201d the mother-in-law exclaims.<\/p>\n
\t\u201cThis is my love dress,\u201d the daughter-in-law answers.<\/p>\n
\t\u201cLove dress? Your not wearing a dress!\u201d<\/p>\n
\t\u201cSteve loves me and wants me to wear this dress. It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and can\u2019t get enough of me!\u201d<\/p>\n
\tThe mother-in-law decides it is getting a little awkward leaves, but she is inspired by what she has learned.<\/p>\n
\tWhen the mother-in-law gets home, she undresses, showers, puts on her best perfume, dims the lights, puts on a romantic music, and lays on the couch, expectantly awaiting her husband to get home from Target. Finally, her husband comes home. He walks in and sees her lying there provocatively.<\/p>\n
\t\u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d her husband asks.<\/p>\n
\t\u201cThis is my love dress,\u201d whispers the mother-in-law.<\/p>\n
\t\u201cNeeds ironing,\u201d he says. \u201cWhat\u2019s for lunch?<\/p>\n
\tHe never heard the gunshot.<\/p>\n
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