\n1. Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.<\/p>\n
\t ~Grantland Rice<\/p>\n
\n\t2. Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.<\/p>\n
\t ~John Updike<\/p>\n
\n\t3. It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.<\/p>\n
\t ~Robert Lynd<\/p>\n
\n\t4. If profanity had any influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.<\/p>\n
\t ~Horace G. Hutchinson<\/p>\n
\t5. They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.<\/p>\n
\t ~ Gardner Dickinson<\/p>\n
\t6. If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork as poorly as they do a golf club, they’d starve to death.<\/p>\n
\t ~Sam Snead<\/p>\n
\n\t7. Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.<\/p>\n
\t ~William Wordsworth<\/p>\n
\n\t8. If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.<\/p>\n
\t ~Dean Martin<\/p>\n
\n\t9. If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up.<\/p>\n
\t ~Tommy Bolt<\/p>\n
\n\t10. Man blames fate for all other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one.<\/p>\n
\t ~Bishop Sheen<\/p>\n
\n\t11. I don’t say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.<\/p>\n
\t ~ Arnold Palmer<\/p>\n
\n\t12. My handicap? Woods and irons.<\/p>\n
\t ~Chris Codiroli<\/p>\n
\n\t13. The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flag stick on top.<\/p>\n
\t ~Pete Dye<\/p>\n
\n\t14. I’m hitting the woods just great, but having a terrible time getting out of them!<\/p>\n
\t ~Buddy Hackett<\/p>\n
\t15. The only time my prayers are never answered is playing golf.<\/p>\n
\t ~Billy Graham<\/p>\n
\n\t16. If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.<\/p>\n
\t ~Jack Lemmon<\/p>\n
\n\t17. Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.<\/p>\n
\t ~Mark Twain<\/p>\n
\n\t18. Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.<\/p>\n
\t ~Harry Vardon<\/p>\n
\n\t19. Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at either of them.<\/p>\n
\t ~Raymond Willis<\/p>\n
\n\t20. May the ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters or small round sandy regions.<\/p>\n
\t ~Ben Hogan<\/p>\n
\n\t21. If I hit it right, it’s a slice. If I hit it left, it’s a hook. If I hit it straight, it’s a miracle.<\/p>\n
\t ~All Us Hackers<\/p>\n
\n\t22 The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.<\/p>\n
\t ~George Deukmejian<\/p>\n
\n\tAND FINALLY…………….<\/p>\n
\t23. Remember Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.<\/p>\n
\t ~Lee Trevino<\/p>\n
Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on January 23, 2015, 11:09 pm<\/p>\n Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on January 24, 2015, 12:02 pm<\/p>\n \tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk. ~Grantland Rice 2. Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}