{"id":8541,"date":"2015-01-19T00:39:55","date_gmt":"2015-01-19T00:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/01\/19\/advice-from-a-handyman\/"},"modified":"2015-01-19T00:39:55","modified_gmt":"2015-01-19T00:39:55","slug":"advice-from-a-handyman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/01\/19\/advice-from-a-handyman\/","title":{"rendered":"Advice from a handyman"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nWife texts husband on a cold winter\u2019s morning:
\n\t"Windows frozen, won’t open."<\/p>\n

\tHusband texts back:
\n\t"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and
\n\tgently tap edges with hammer."<\/p>\n

\tWife texts back 5 minutes later:
\n\t"Computer really messed up now.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Replies:<\/h3>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> TommyC on January 20, 2015, 12:45 am<\/p>\n

That’s funny \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> sevenout on February 11, 2015, 5:19 am<\/p>\n

That’s why I like Linux. \ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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