\nThe Dying Priest <\/p>\n
\t In Washington , D.C. an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For
\n\t years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital
\n\t and was well known among the elected officials. He motioned for his
\n\t nurse to come near. <\/p>\n
\t "Yes, Father?" said the nurse. <\/p>\n
\t "I would really like to see President Obama and Senator Reid
\n\t before I die, "whispered the priest. <\/p>\n
\t "I’ll see what I can do, Father", replied the nurse. <\/p>\n
\t The nurse sent the request to The President and Congressman and
\n\t waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; President Obama and
\n\t Harry Reid would be delighted to visit the priest. <\/p>\n
\t As they went to the hospital, Obama commented to Reid, "I don’t
\n\t know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help
\n\t our images and might even get me re-elected." <\/p>\n
\t Reid agreed that it was a good thing. <\/p>\n
\t When they arrived at the priest’s room, the priest took Obama’s
\n\t hand in his right hand and Reid’s hand in his left hand. There was
\n\t silence and a look of serenity on the old priest’s face. Finally
\n\t President Obama spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have
\n\t chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?" <\/p>\n
\t The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my
\n\t life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ." <\/p>\n
\t "Amen", said Obama. <\/p>\n
\t "Amen", said Reid. <\/p>\n
\t The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves; I
\n\t would like to do the same." <\/p>\n
\t Can I hear an Amen?<\/p>\n
Posted by:<\/strong> Guest on June 20, 2012, 10:15 pm<\/p>\n Posted by:<\/strong> Stephen C on June 20, 2012, 10:54 pm<\/p>\n "Franken" wrote:<\/strong> This is blasphemous to Obama, a president who is a spiritual man who loves the people.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n \n\tDefinition from Wikipedia "Blasphemy is the act of insulting or showing contempt or lack of reverence for a religious deity"<\/p>\n \tI think recent revelations concerning Barry’s mom have thoroughly dispelled the rumor of Immaculate conception. Actually I’m not sure who his father is now. Posted by:<\/strong> Guest on June 25, 2012, 11:25 am<\/p>\n \t \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The Dying Priest In Washington , D.C. an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital and was well known among the elected officials. He motioned for his nurse…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n\tAs for the above joke, that there is funny, I don’t care who you are, that’s funny. \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n