\nDump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place….<\/p>\n
\tReplace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell — they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?<\/p>\n
\tThe strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.<\/p>\n
\tBecause of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and ‘special services.’<\/p>\n
\tMuslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.<\/p>\n
\tThis is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right — a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.<\/p>\n
\tWhy didn’t Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?<\/p>\n
\tSincerely,<\/p>\n
\tBill Clinton<\/p>\n
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