{"id":8477,"date":"2015-01-05T20:12:49","date_gmt":"2015-01-05T20:12:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/01\/05\/social-security-2\/"},"modified":"2015-01-05T20:12:49","modified_gmt":"2015-01-05T20:12:49","slug":"social-security-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2015\/01\/05\/social-security-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Social Security"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nA friend sent me this one.  Enjoy it.<\/p>\n<p>\tNoah<\/p>\n<p>\tAfter retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.<br \/>\n\tThe woman behind the counter asked me for my driver&#8217;s license to verify my age.<br \/>\n\tI looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home I told the woman that I was very sorry, but would have to go home and come back later.<\/p>\n<p>\t    The woman said, &#8216;Unbutton your shirt.&#8217;<br \/>\n\t    So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, &#8216;That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,&#8217; and she processed my Social Security application. <\/p>\n<p>\t    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, &#8216;You should have dropped your pants&#8230; you might have gotten disability, too.&#8217;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on January 5, 2015, 8:55 pm<\/p>\n<div>LOL<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend sent me this one. Enjoy it. Noah After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver&#8217;s license to verify my age. I looked&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8477"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8477\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}