\n[list]\u00b7 I tried to catch some fog. I mist.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 When chemists die, they barium.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 This dyslexic man walks into a bra .<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 PMS jokes aren’t funny, period.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 I wondered why the cricket ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 Broken pencils are pointless.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 Velcro – what a rip off!<\/p>\n
\t\u00b7 Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.[\/list]<\/p>\n
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