\nThe biggest lie I tell myself is …"I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it."<\/p>\n
\t Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!<\/p>\n
\t Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet!<\/p>\n
\t I don’t trip over things, I do random gravity checks!<\/p>\n
\t I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!<\/p>\n
\t Old age is coming at a really bad time!<\/p>\n
\t Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!<\/p>\n
\t I don’t have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I’m just very wise.<\/p>\n
\t My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work.<\/p>\n
\t Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a
\n\t piece of paper.<\/p>\n
\t If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.<\/p>\n
\t The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes" ..<\/p>\n
\t I’m going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I’ll do that second week.<\/p>\n
\t When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people" ?<\/p>\n
\t Even duct tape can’t fix stupid …. but it can muffle the sound!<\/p>\n
\t Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just gonna transfer me to someone I can’t understand anyway?<\/p>\n
\t Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.<\/p>\n
\t Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?<\/p>\n
\t At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.<\/p>\n
Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on January 7, 2015, 3:32 pm<\/p>\n \tReally loved them.<\/p>\n \tDoc<\/p>\n \tPS–See you in AC next month.<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n Posted by:<\/strong> Finisher on December 16, 2020, 9:33 pm<\/p>\n My mind tells me that I can do anything that I did when I was in my 30s . I just cant remember what those thing were .<\/p>\n Good Rolling.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n Posted by:<\/strong> Dominator on December 17, 2020, 2:23 pm<\/p>\n LOL<\/p>\n I know what you mean Finisher@!<\/p>\n Dom<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The biggest lie I tell myself is …"I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it." Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller! Last…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-coffee-chat-lounge"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}