{"id":8468,"date":"2014-12-31T22:43:22","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T22:43:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/12\/31\/the-blind-cowboy\/"},"modified":"2014-12-31T22:43:22","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T22:43:22","slug":"the-blind-cowboy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/12\/31\/the-blind-cowboy\/","title":{"rendered":"The Blind Cowboy"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nAn old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…<\/p>\n

\tHe finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.<\/p>\n

\tAfter sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’<\/p>\n

\tThe bar immediately falls absolutely silent.<\/p>\n

\tIn a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:<\/p>\n

\t1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.<\/p>\n

\t2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.<\/p>\n

\t3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.<\/p>\n

\t4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.<\/p>\n

\t5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.<\/p>\n

\t‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy…. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’<\/p>\n

\tThe blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times…………’<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on January 1, 2015, 12:26 am<\/p>\n

LOL<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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