{"id":8461,"date":"2014-12-28T06:36:14","date_gmt":"2014-12-28T06:36:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/12\/28\/a-wise-person-once-said\/"},"modified":"2014-12-28T06:36:14","modified_gmt":"2014-12-28T06:36:14","slug":"a-wise-person-once-said","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/12\/28\/a-wise-person-once-said\/","title":{"rendered":"A wise person once said:"},"content":{"rendered":"


\n1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
\n\tthat the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.<\/p>\n

\t2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
\n\thaving a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks – PRICELESS.<\/p>\n

\t3. Breaking News: Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
\n\tof mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband.<\/p>\n

\t4. Arguing over a girl’s bust size is like choosing between Molson,
\n\tHeineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
\n\tbut will grab whatever is available.<\/p>\n

\tAND<\/p>\n

\t5. I haven’t verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit\u2026 A recent
\n\tstudy found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
\n\tthan the men who mention it.<\/p>\n

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