\nOne day 3 high steel workers were perched on a girder about ready to have lunch.<\/p>\n
\tThe first one opens his lunch pail and pulls out a bologna sandwich. "Bologna again", he groans. "I swear my wife is trying to drive me crazy. I have half a mind to throw my lunch off this beam and follow it down." He sits quietly for a moment, then with a shrug, he throws his lunch off and jumps after it.<\/p>\n
\tThe second worker says "I HATE liverwurst! If open this box and find my wife made me liverwurst again, I’m going to join my friend." He looks inside and sure enough his wife packed him a liverwurst sandwich. "That’s it!" and down goes his lunch box with him following it.<\/p>\n
\tThe last worker says, "I am so sick and tired of peanut butter and jelly. In fact if I find another PB&J in here, I am going to follow my friends." He looks and there is a PB&J staring back at him. So off he goes.<\/p>\n
\tThe 3 wives meet at the morgue.<\/p>\n
\tThe first wife says, "I never knew he felt so strongly about bologna. He never said a word to me."<\/p>\n
\tThe second wife said, "I knew liverwurst wasn’t his favorite, but money was tight. If he would have said something to me, I could have made something different once in a while"<\/p>\n
\tThe third wife just shook her head. "I don’t know what his problem was. He packed his own lunch."<\/p>\n
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