{"id":8456,"date":"2014-12-22T19:14:18","date_gmt":"2014-12-22T19:14:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/12\/22\/christmas-groaners\/"},"modified":"2014-12-22T19:14:18","modified_gmt":"2014-12-22T19:14:18","slug":"christmas-groaners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2014\/12\/22\/christmas-groaners\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Groaners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nDisclaimer.  I got these from a forwarded email.  I take no credit (OR BLAME) for their originality (OR STUPIDITY). \ud83d\ude2f  \ud83d\ude2f  \ud83d\ude2f <\/p>\n<p>\tRiddles:<\/p>\n<p>\tQ: What do elves learn in school?<br \/>\n\tA: The Elf-abet!<\/p>\n<p>\tQ: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?<br \/>\n\tA: Missile toe!<\/p>\n<p>\tQ: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?<br \/>\n\tA: Frostbite.<\/p>\n<p>\tQ: Where do polar bears vote?<br \/>\n\tA: The North Poll.<\/p>\n<p>\tQ: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?<br \/>\n\tA: Crisp Cringle.<\/p>\n<p>\tQ: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?<br \/>\n\tA: Claustrophobic.<\/p>\n<p>\tQ: If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?<br \/>\n\tA: A Holly Davidson.<\/p>\n<p>\tQ: What did the grape say to the raisin?<br \/>\n\tA: &#8216;Tis the season to be jelly.<\/p>\n<p>\tQ: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?<br \/>\n\tA: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Mr Finesse on December 28, 2014, 11:25 pm<\/p>\n<div>Really<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Disclaimer. I got these from a forwarded email. I take no credit (OR BLAME) for their originality (OR STUPIDITY). \ud83d\ude2f \ud83d\ude2f \ud83d\ude2f Riddles: Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elf-abet! Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8456\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}